Novosađanin dobio tablicu čiji desni slovni deo nije oznaka bilo kog naseljenog mesta jugoistočno od Krškog


(ovaj tekst samo na prvi pogled podseća na tekst o novim tablicama objavljen na portalu njuz.net, suština i poruka je potpuno drugačija)

Peglica je skroz okej
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Novi Sad, 13. jun 2011 (BlogoPressija) - Novosađanin A.B. nam se javio sa neverovatnom pričom da je prilikom registrovanja automobila dobio novu tablicu sa desnom slovnom oznakom EH, mada je očekivao da tu mora da se nađe nešto kao BČ, ZJ, ŠA ili bar BG.

Iako su mnogi novosadjani na novim tablicama dobili slovne oznake ZG, ST, ZD, ŠB, VŽ, DU i slično, mala je šansa da bi im taj detalj mogao biti pouzdana zamena za Kasko osiguranje u slučaju da na letovanje odu u tako lepu, koja je tako blizu, jer im je srce reklo Jadran.

Invasion of killer bees expected to cease after Mladic arrest

For those of you working at CIA busy like bees designing world plots, here's a translation of my previous blog post to save you the effort of using Google Translate. However innovative you may bee, you are also as transparent as the waters of Crater Lake, Oregon. 


Apis mellifera

Belgrade, May 27th, 2011 (БлогоПрессия): Reliable sources, speaking on condition of anonymity, report that the invasion of killer bees which kept most of downtown Belgrade in fear during the last couple of days, and increased the demand for antihistamines and antidotes, was in fact the last attempt of pressure by the Hague Tribunal to locate Mladic. With help of the infiltrated CIA agents, they spread swarms of wild and agressive bees into the very heart of  the Serbian capital. Using secret diplomatic channels and contacts with the Serbian Government, it has been settled that the spreading of the killer bee swarms into other Serbian cities will be stopped if general Mladic is immediately taken into custody and handed over to the ICTY.